KARF

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
shadyhouse
i cant stand over ear headphones cause they're always like compressing on my ears and it drives me insane but i have a pretty small loose pair and they're the only ones i like other then that i have bluetooth buds (cant stand wired ones they get caught on everything)
oakay
oakay

are your guys’ fav s1 dad, kiddad and teen from the same family???

yes, and they’re all wilson’s

yes, and they’re all closes/fosters ??? do they count as the same WHATEVER

yes, and they’re all stamplers

yes, and they’re all oaks

no, they’re [put in tags??]

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example: if your fav dad was henry, kiddad lark and teen normal then it’d be “yes and they’re all oaks” incase my wording was weird!!!

dndads Glenn terry jr & sparrow?? i cant chose girl shoot me and Taylor
icy-book
icy-book

I love that it used to be that shipping any of the kiddads with Terry Jr used to be the fluffy and healthiest possible option for each of them, and now it's just a minefield of angst, like

Terrow - just two soft people in love BUT THEN THAT THING HAPPENED

Guncontrol - Terry actually being Lark's grounding force OOPS GUESS THAT'S GONE NOW

Terry and Grant is self explanatory. I don't even need to say how quickly that spiralled

Terrick - best friends to lovers to regretful/resentful exes to COMPLICATED FEELINGS ABOUT THAT THING THAT JUST HAPPENED

Like, sorry Kiddads in your fun little found family/QPR/complicated friendships/polycule but the most stable person in your group is just gone now. You're all fucked

dndads went from best to worst options at the shot of a gun
mylittleredgirl
mylittleredgirl

father’s day is funny in my family because my dad is so angry this holiday exists that it’s the one day of the year i am NOT allowed to call him. we are officially estranged for 24 hours a year. wishing him a happy father’s day is a declaration of hostilities.

and like he is a good dad with a good dad, there’s no traumatic backstory to this, he just hates The Man telling him what to do so much that it’s a personal affront that someone decided that anyone is supposed to feel a thing on a specific day or, god forbid, spend their hard earned dollars because shaving commercials tell them to. if a dad did his job right (be a good father who unconditionally loves his kids), his kids should love him 364 days a year but FUCK the 365th day to spite hallmark and gillette specifically and you know what. i respect it.